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Skyfall (2012)
VERDICT: 8/10 Rogue Agents “Old dog, new tricks.” Damn right. Usually with these Bond reviews, I kick things off by saying how “it picks up where [insert previous Bond film] left off, with 007 bedding...
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Oblivion (2013)
VERDICT: 4/10 Omega Men Well that was surprisingly familiar. Oblivion takes place 60 years after we fought back the aliens who invaded our planet. Though we ultimately won the war, countless lives were...
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Iron Man 3 (2013)
VERDICT: 8/10 Empty Shells Glad to have you back, Tony. Iron Man 3 picks up with our genius/billionaire/playboy/philanthropist struggling to keep it together after his near-death experience in The Big...
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Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
VERDICT: 8/10 Executive Decisions Boldly going where we’ve already been before. But not really. But kinda. You know what, who cares? It’s awesome. Star Trek Into Darkness picks up with Captain James T....
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The Last Stand (2013)
VERDICT: 3/10 Old Guns Well, boys and girls, even the great ones take a mulligan. The Last Stand is about a Mexican drug lord/bonafide speed demon who gets captured by the FBI and is on his way to the...
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Man of Steel (2013)
VERDICT: 9/10 Dual Citizens Respect the cape, son. Man of Steel is the story of Kal-El, a boy who crash-landed on Earth after his homeworld of Krypton was destroyed by the arrogance of its creators. He...
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World War Z (2013)
VERDICT: 6/10 Zournalists Just another zombie movie. Le sigh. World War Z is about a former investigator for the UN who quit his job a while back to spend some quality time with his wife and kids. Life...
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Pacific Rim (2013)
VERDICT: 7/10 Monster Hunters It’s live-action anime and it’s actually pretty awesome. Pacific Rim takes place in the near future, a future where giant monsters have started attacking our cities after...
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Elysium (2013)
VERDICT: 3/10 Working Class Heroes Amazing how much better District 9 suddenly seems. Elysium takes place in the year 2154. Earth is one big, overpopulated shit hole where everyone’s always sick and...
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A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
VERDICT: 3/10 Goddamned Americans If ever there were a time for Bruce to branch out… A Good Day to Die Hard picks up with our man John McClane heading off to Russia because his estranged son...
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